Do not visit the below site this evening. The HHC has been notified that a banned book cover will be displayed there against the wishes of The Committee. Any knowledge of prohibited viewing of this book cover will result in a swift reprimand and mandatory visit to our medical facility to ensure no permanent damage was done to the viewer’s mind. Typical side effects of this visit may include minor memory loss and headaches. These are nothing to worry about and are normal. The best way to avoid this side effect is to refrain from viewing the contraband in the first place. The HHC will worry about this prohibited book cover so you don’t have to.