Despite the whispers of these horrid books resurfacing in a few short months, we want to put your minds at ease. These banned books will NOT be resurfacing. Not in a few months. Not ever. Ignore the rumors spread by the three wanted criminals or the author. All retailers have been notified of the extermination of said forbidden text. Please do not keep searching. You will not find anything. And rest assured, no matter what you hear, these troubling stories will not be back.