We would like to give our lovely residents one final reminder that any book found on the “banned book list” is strictly prohibited. Anyone found in possession of this contraband will be reported to the Halcyon Happiness Committee immediately where they will receive a minor reprimand as well as a brief mandatory sedation period. Don’t worry, that’s not as scary as it sounds. It’s like taking a relaxing nap. We’ll even bake Sugar Cookies for your trouble!
As usual, everything is just fine with our beautiful Halcyon. Is everyone looking forward to the next ice cream social? Did everyone catch the latest top ranking movie? Did you also notice some kind of an unexpected video interruption during the film? Just ignore that.
On an unrelated note, trust is very important on Halcyon. It’s important to trust everyone, especially the Workers. Should you run into these people, however, do not trust them.
(Emily Browning, Logan Lerman, and Samuel Xavier are a “fan cast” and not official representatives of The Sugar Coated Trilogy in any way.)
Enjoy Halcyon for everything it has to offer. No need to worry or work. Leave everything to us.