Ignore the Rumors
Despite the whispers of these horrid books resurfacing in a few short months, we want to put your minds at ease. These banned books will NOT be resurfacing. Not in a few months. Not ever. Ignore the rumors spread by the three wanted criminals or the author. All retailers have been notified of the extermination of said forbidden text. Please do not keep searching. You will not find anything. And rest assured, no matter what you hear, these troubling stories will not be back.
Banned book warning!
Do not visit the below site this evening. The HHC has been notified that a banned book cover will be displayed there against the wishes of The Committee. Any knowledge of prohibited viewing of this book cover will result in a swift reprimand and mandatory visit to our medical facility to ensure no permanent damage was done to the viewer’s mind. Typical side effects of this visit may include minor memory loss and headaches. These are nothing to worry about and are normal. The best way to avoid this side effect is to refrain from viewing the contraband in the first place. The HHC will worry about this prohibited book cover so you don’t have to.
Don’t let anxiety over life ruin your day!
Are you feeling down? Do you often have questions about life, the system, or the Workers? Don’t let those unnecessary thoughts trouble you anymore! We can bring you happiness in a bottle! Don’t hesitate to stop any Worker or HHC Committee member to ask for more details, because your happiness is important to us.
Happy Water!
Ever wonder why everything on Halcyon seems so great? It’s because it is. But we’re sure the little dose of Happiness we put in your water doesn’t hurt!
Banned Book Reminder
We would like to give our lovely residents one final reminder that any book found on the “banned book list” is strictly prohibited. Anyone found in possession of this contraband will be reported to the Halcyon Happiness Committee immediately where they will receive a minor reprimand as well as a brief mandatory sedation period. Don’t worry, that’s not as scary as it sounds. It’s like taking a relaxing nap. We’ll even bake Sugar Cookies for your trouble!
Everything is fine
As usual, everything is just fine with our beautiful Halcyon. Is everyone looking forward to the next ice cream social? Did everyone catch the latest top ranking movie? Did you also notice some kind of an unexpected video interruption during the film? Just ignore that.
On an unrelated note, trust is very important on Halcyon. It’s important to trust everyone, especially the Workers. Should you run into these people, however, do not trust them.
(Emily Browning, Logan Lerman, and Samuel Xavier are a “fan cast” and not official representatives of The Sugar Coated Trilogy in any way.)
Think this looks peaceful?
Don’t let the serenity fool you. The ocean is an unpredictable and dangerous place. Stay within the city walls we’ve so generously provided to keep you protected from harm.
Bad day? Let us wipe your memory!
We’ve all had those days we’d rather forget. Let us help! Every Doctor in our numerous Halcyon doctor’s offices can wipe that bad day from your mind as if it never happened. Close your eyes and we’ll make your day feel as wonderful as it always should!
Ice Cream Social Tonight!
Visit Seaside, Eastern Metropolis, or Southern Tropic for tonight’s ice cream social! All locations are only a short train ride away!
Halcyon Happiness Committee 